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		<title>Dog Behavior</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While sipping my morning Starbucks, I took notice of a little yorkie being approached by a humongous great dane. The dane was thrilled to see such a little dog. His tail was wagging fast enough to create a nice breeze on me, fifteen feet away. Now, the dane probably weighed in at about 80 pounds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The FCC ruled that &#8220;jailbreaking&#8221;, or, the practice of unlocking a phone so it can be used on another carrier, is legal. Know what that means? Now you can have dropped calls from your iPhone on T-Mobile too! Amanda Bynes announced via Twitter that she is &#8220;unretired&#8221;, reversing her decision of June 19th. Apparently with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farting In Public, And My Car Theft</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a certain respect for people who fart in public. I&#8217;m not talking about the dude (or girl) who lets one fly in a loud disco; I mean the guy who can ease one out at a cocktail party amongst society&#8217;s elite. It takes a certain spectacular control over your ass muscles (can&#8217;t imagine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay&#8217;s FU, Janine, And More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The cheers you are hearing collectively around the nation are with the news that Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail, and 90 days of subsequent in-house rehab. It&#8217;s not that we love seeing celebrities go to jail, only the morons who flaunt the law repeatedly, then act appalled that they have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ringo Turns 70, Time To Show Best Some Love</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ringo Starr turns 70 today? Just the thought will make some peoples&#8217; bones ache. How could a Beatle be 70? Ringo always was the carefree Beatle, seemingly happy to just be along for the ride. And why not? He wasn&#8217;t the original choice. Way back when, there was a guy named Pete Best who provided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cracker&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cracker is my pet Shiba Inu. If you had asked me five years ago what the fuck a Shiba Inu was, I&#8217;d have responded with a mesmorizing stare  and a glazed look in my eyes, but now I know, it&#8217;s a dog. I get tired of hearing dog owners talk about how smart dogs are. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Morning News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Diandra Douglass, who divorced actor Michael Douglass in 2000, is STILL looking for blood money. Reportedly, her settlement at the time was worth in the neighborhood of $45 million, plus a house in LA and Majorca. Well, apparently that just isn&#8217;t enough, as she&#8217;s now seeking upwards of $2 million more because the ex is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stanley And Megan&#8230;2 Peas In A Pod</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did Megan Fox and General Stanley McChrystal attend the same PR school?]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Miller&#8217;s New Album &#8220;Bingo&#8221;, And Other Thoughts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Steve Miller Band&#8217;s first new studio recording in 17 years, &#8220;Bingo&#8221; hits the shelves today, and as usual, I&#8217;m torn. When one of your musical icons releases an album after such a long layoff, the question begs, &#8220;Can he still do it?&#8221;. Is this going to be the SMB that made The Joker, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Earthquake Preparedness And More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, we&#8217;ve just had a 5.7 earthquake in So. Cal., and I&#8217;m now busy rummaging through the bushes looking for my porn. You see, I&#8217;m a single man, no kids, no brothers/sisters, so whenever there is a potential life-threatening situation, my first thought isn&#8217;t my safety, but how can I best spare my parents if [...]]]></description>
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