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		<title>Is It REALLY So Hard To Be A Celebrity?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you probably know, I, along with the incredible jessica drake, have been doing a little comedy/talk podcast called the STFU Show, for about 2 months now. It&#8217;s definitely a fledgling, grassroots effort at this point, relying on listeners&#8217; word of mouth to gain the hits and downloads that we need to keep the show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop With &#8220;Caylee&#8217;s Law&#8221; And Other Bullshit Legislation!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, the title seems a little callous, but just as with any other high-profile case, you can always count on some politician to try and score a few sympathy points with the voters be introducing a needless law. In this case, please stand up OK state Rep Paul Wesselhoft. This proposed legislation is nothing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lacomedywriter.com/stop-with-caylees-law-and-other-bullshit-legislation</link>
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		<title>Wondering What I&#8217;m All About?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had this site up for over two years, and recently set about re-designing it, just to change it up. As I was going through the pages I realized, there&#8217;s no bio. WTF? How could I have all this humor, all these posts, and not remember to describe myself? Well, I&#8217;m not one to sit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest Newscast Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;m not usually one to post audio clips and other shit on here, but while downloading drops for the upcoming podcast&#8230; Oh, I didn&#8217;t tell you about the podcast? Well, starting in mid-May, I will have the pleasure of co-hosting a comedy/talk show with the incredible jessica drake. Those who know her, and according [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oscar Day 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a big to-do in California, as it&#8217;s been discovered that prison guards are the main cause of inmates possessing cell phones (big no-no). It was reported that even Charles Manson had a cell phone. Question&#8230;who the fuck is HE gonna call? Tex Watson? &#8220;Hey Tex, got a parole hearing coming up, and, I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Meaning Of Friendship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The solution to me was obvious. I'd take this little trampolina to the room, while John slept outside. Surprisingly, John didn't put up much of an argument. So, for the next half hour I had my way, while John sat outside in a car with seats that didn't recline, the lightest of jackets, and a dusting of snow falling all around him, as the snot froze in his mustache. Picture John Candy in Planes, Trains, &#038; Automobiles.]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Behavior</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While sipping my morning Starbucks, I took notice of a little yorkie being approached by a humongous great dane. The dane was thrilled to see such a little dog. His tail was wagging fast enough to create a nice breeze on me, fifteen feet away. Now, the dane probably weighed in at about 80 pounds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The FCC ruled that &#8220;jailbreaking&#8221;, or, the practice of unlocking a phone so it can be used on another carrier, is legal. Know what that means? Now you can have dropped calls from your iPhone on T-Mobile too! Amanda Bynes announced via Twitter that she is &#8220;unretired&#8221;, reversing her decision of June 19th. Apparently with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lacomedywriter.com/in-the-news-4</link>
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		<title>Farting In Public, And My Car Theft</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a certain respect for people who fart in public. I&#8217;m not talking about the dude (or girl) who lets one fly in a loud disco; I mean the guy who can ease one out at a cocktail party amongst society&#8217;s elite. It takes a certain spectacular control over your ass muscles (can&#8217;t imagine [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lacomedywriter.com/farting-in-public-and-my-car-theft</link>
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		<title>Lindsay&#8217;s FU, Janine, And More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The cheers you are hearing collectively around the nation are with the news that Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail, and 90 days of subsequent in-house rehab. It&#8217;s not that we love seeing celebrities go to jail, only the morons who flaunt the law repeatedly, then act appalled that they have [...]]]></description>
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