Celebs, Politicians, And Other Morons

Dog Behavior

While sipping my morning Starbucks, I took notice of a little yorkie being approached by a humongous great dane. The dane was thrilled to see such a little dog. His tail was wagging fast enough to create a nice breeze on me, fifteen feet away. Now, the dane probably weighed in at about 80 pounds [...]

In The News

The FCC ruled that “jailbreaking”, or, the practice of unlocking a phone so it can be used on another carrier, is legal. Know what that means? Now you can have dropped calls from your iPhone on T-Mobile too! Amanda Bynes announced via Twitter that she is “unretired”, reversing her decision of June 19th. Apparently with [...]

Farting In Public, And My Car Theft

I have a certain respect for people who fart in public. I’m not talking about the dude (or girl) who lets one fly in a loud disco; I mean the guy who can ease one out at a cocktail party amongst society’s elite. It takes a certain spectacular control over your ass muscles (can’t imagine [...]