July 2010

In The News

The FCC ruled that “jailbreaking”, or, the practice of unlocking a phone so it can be used on another carrier, is legal. Know what that means? Now you can have dropped calls from your iPhone on T-Mobile too! Amanda Bynes announced via Twitter that she is “unretired”, reversing her decision of June 19th. Apparently with [...]

Farting In Public, And My Car Theft

I have a certain respect for people who fart in public. I’m not talking about the dude (or girl) who lets one fly in a loud disco; I mean the guy who can ease one out at a cocktail party amongst society’s elite. It takes a certain spectacular control over your ass muscles (can’t imagine [...]

Lindsay’s FU, Janine, And More

The cheers you are hearing collectively around the nation are with the news that Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail, and 90 days of subsequent in-house rehab. It’s not that we love seeing celebrities go to jail, only the morons who flaunt the law repeatedly, then act appalled that they have [...]