January 2010

The Runaways Movie…& Other Thoughts

Noooo! A movie I’ve been looking forward to for over a year, is getting pretty bad reviews from Sundance. The Runaways, the bio-pic of the first all-girl rock band by the same name, seems like it’s going to be a disappointment, mainly because of a weak script, and Director Floria Sigismondi’s inability to focus on [...]

Impressing The Opposite Sex

The lengths men go through to impress a girl are boundless. During my rapscallion days, there was no lie too big to tell someone to get into her knickers. I had learned early on that women have very few requirements for hopping into bed with a guy. 1. Is he employed? 2. How much does [...]

Getting Back To Basics: Comedy

I’ve grown so tired of covering the news lately. I mean, how many ways can you call Rush Limbaugh a fucking idiot, and pray for whatever Supreme Being there is, to strike him down with a flesh-eating (or at least voice-eating) disease? Although I certainly wasn’t a fan of Bush II, I applaud him for [...]